Craft Talk by Leslie Hall

Leslie Hall the Queen of gem sweaters is weirder than Weird al Yankovic and dafter than Daft Punk. In Craft Talk she raps about the creation of the world's largest gem sweater!

Leslie & The LYs are currently touring the United States with Stereo Total, another crafty pop-band. Stereo Total vocalist Francoise Cactus is mother in yarn of Wollita, a very personable crochet sex doll. (Check out the kraftilicious crochet divas of Madame Cactus)

Lyrics

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I have just made the worlds largest gem sweater in the wooorld.

You're sure looking crafty.
You could make a raft out of pencils and foam.
You're sure looking happy.
Cause you'd make it snappy and not very crappy.
Do you wanna paste together something we can use forever.
I'm taking key chain?
Let's patch me with your heart designs ripple me in neon linens.
Use that walky-talky and talk to me some crafts.

Let's go walking. (walk walk)
Let's get talking. (talk talk)
Let's craft talk, craft talk.
You can build me whatever you want.
Now make it, make it, make it, make it
faster, faster, faster, faster.
Work through the pain. Work it through the pain.
Now make it, make it, make it, make it
faster, faster, faster, faster.
I cherish these moments. I can't wait to see it.

When you're making craft, she's spicing up the world.
Face it pretty girl, you're: craftastic.
If I am in no plans, you're building em with hands.
Let's do a dance cause you're: craftastic.
Let's get together and share supplies.
Your craftsmanship deserves (fuck christ)
Glue it, cut it, stitch it, felt it, paint it, bead it, dough it, dye it
embroider it, solder it, hotter it (walky talky)

Let's go walking. (walk walk)
Let's get talking. (talk talk)
Let's craft talk, craft talk.
You can build me whatever you want.
Now make it, make it, make it, make it
faster, faster, faster, faster.
Work through, the pain. Work it through the pain.
Now make it, make it, make it, make it
faster, faster, faster, faster.
I cherish these moments. I can't wait to see it.

Build it fast, build to last. When in need, place a bead.
Rubberstep my number, cause I wanna get you tips.
Look for sales in town. Take em home, move em around.
Love it when it shines. Wanna make it mines.
You make stuff that I desire.
All I want to do is aquire.
It's so craftey … (craftastic)
Craft, talking craft, talking craft, talking craft, talking
craft talking, craft talking, craft talking, craft talking.

Let's go walking. (walk walk)
Let's get talking. (talk talk)
Let's craft talk, craft talk.
You can build me whatever you want.
Now make it, make it, make it, make it
faster, faster, faster, faster.
Work through, the pain. Work through the pain.
Now make it, make it, make it, make it
faster, faster, faster, faster.
I cherish these moments. I know that I love it.

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