k2g2 personality test

Please answer all questions to see your test results.

question 1

Where do you buy your undies?

Why should I buy them? The undies that I knit myself, are way hotter than anything you can get in the stores! Undies? my mom always buy this kind of stuff for me. I bought a pack of 500 undies on ebay, so I don't have to buy them for the rest of my life. I buy my undies at H&M and after a wearing them for a week or so, I sell them on ebay. I once sold 500 in one auction. No need to buy panties. The bubble wrap that comes with the electronic gadgets I buy, can be soliderd together to form perfect underpants. it is very comfortable and it even makes funny noises when you sit down.

question 2

What would you take with you on a lonely island?

A pair of knitting needles, a spinning wheel, and a couple of sheep. Paris Hilton, an inflatable doll, or a couple of sheep. My laptop, a solar-powered knitting machine and an infite amount of wool. An other lonely island, so the island is not lonely anymore. I hate lonely islands, I'd rather stay at home watching TV.

question 3

What does k2tog mean?

It's a shortcut used in knitting instructions. It's a misspelling of k2g2. It's 1337-speak for kiss-kiss tickle-o-giggle. What? Wait a second, I'll just google it.

question 4

How long do you need to knit a scarf?

With my favourite knitting needles it just takes a couple of hours. With my favourite knitting machine, it takes just a couple of minutes. I always wanted to learn how to knit, but then the TV-programme was too exciting. I am still busy reprogramming the firmware for my knitting machine, so I haven't managed to knit a scarf yet. Come on! Knitting is so gay. Real guys play football, go surfing, work out and rub their muscles with vaseline.

question 5

What operating system do you use?

Errr ... internet explorer? I use a mac, because it just works. I use ubuntu linux, because I am such a nerd. Operating systems are overrated, i have compiled all the software and drivers I need into the bootloader, and for all the rest I use online services. I have reinstalled Windows 3.1, so Designaknit runs more stable and I have direct memory access to the serial port.

question 6

What pattern decorates your laptop cozy?

Spiderman in front of a rule110 cellular automaton pattern - and a punchline saying: "with universial computation, comes universal responsibilty". Hello kitty hugging supermario, and lots of other super-cute retro-gaming stuff. I used multi-layer knitting to create a giant vulva, that serves as laptop cozy. and on top it says "pussys against patriarchy"! have a plain, mono-colour laptop cozy, because I'm super stylish. Laptop cozy? Why would anybody want a laptop cozy?