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k2g2 personality test
Please answer all questions to see your test results.
Where do you buy your undies?
Why should I buy them? The undies that I knit myself, are way hotter than anything you can get in the stores!
Undies? my mom always buy this kind of stuff for me.
I bought a pack of 500 undies on ebay, so I don't have to buy them for the rest of my life.
I buy my undies at H&M and after a wearing them for a week or so, I sell them on ebay. I once sold 500 in one auction.
No need to buy panties. The bubble wrap that comes with the electronic gadgets I buy, can be soliderd together to form perfect underpants. it is very comfortable and it even makes funny noises when you sit down.
What would you take with you on a lonely island?
A pair of knitting needles, a spinning wheel, and a couple of sheep.
Paris Hilton, an inflatable doll, or a couple of sheep.
My laptop, a solar-powered knitting machine and an infite amount of wool.
An other lonely island, so the island is not lonely anymore.
I hate lonely islands, I'd rather stay at home watching TV.
What does k2tog mean?
It's a shortcut used in knitting instructions.
It's a misspelling of k2g2.
It's 1337-speak for kiss-kiss tickle-o-giggle.
Wait a second, I'll just google it.
How long do you need to knit a scarf?
With my favourite knitting needles it just takes a couple of hours.
With my favourite knitting machine, it takes just a couple of minutes.
I always wanted to learn how to knit, but then the TV-programme was too exciting.
I am still busy reprogramming the firmware for my knitting machine, so I haven't managed to knit a scarf yet.
Come on! Knitting is so gay. Real guys play football, go surfing, work out and rub their muscles with vaseline.
What operating system do you use?
Errr ... internet explorer?
I use a mac, because it just works.
I use ubuntu linux, because I am such a nerd.
Operating systems are overrated, i have compiled all the software and drivers I need into the bootloader, and for all the rest I use online services.
I have reinstalled Windows 3.1, so Designaknit runs more stable and I have direct memory access to the serial port.
What pattern decorates your laptop cozy?
Spiderman in front of a rule110 cellular automaton pattern - and a punchline saying: "with universial computation, comes universal responsibilty".
Hello kitty hugging supermario, and lots of other super-cute retro-gaming stuff.
I used multi-layer knitting to create a giant vulva, that serves as laptop cozy. and on top it says "pussys against patriarchy"!
have a plain, mono-colour laptop cozy, because I'm super stylish.
Laptop cozy? Why would anybody want a laptop cozy?
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