A stitch'n bitch is a woman who likes to knit, and proudly so! The term has been used by knitting groups since the 1940s.
You can make the k2g2 test to find out if you are a stitch'n bitch. If you qualify, you can enter your name, the test result, and a link to your profile in the bitch list below.
Due to the fucked up trademark law in the US, many stitch'n bitches were threatened by the “sew fast/sew easy company” that managed to register the term as a trademark in 2005.
The trademark should have been refused in the first place, since “the proposed mark consists of or comprises immoral, deceptive, or scandalous matter” (US Trademark FAQ). On these grounds the company fucking machines has been denied a trademark, and so should Stitch 'n Bitch, because those bitches are knitting for fun rather than fucking for money - rendering the term bitches not only immoral and scandalous, but also highly deceptive.